Conversation over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches . . .

Me: Do you want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Elijah: Yes. I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Me: [Moments later] Here is your sandwich. Do you want me to cut it?

Elijah: Yes. I want you to cut it.

Me: [I cut the sandwich in half.]

Elijah: [While smacking the table silly] No! No! Don't cut my sandwich! [While flailing onto the table] I don't want a sandwich!?!?

Me: You told me to cut it.

Elijah: No! No! I don't want a sandwich.

Me: [After making my sandwich] Do you want this sandwich?

Elijah: Yes. [Moving the other plate to the other side of the table] Yes, I want that sandwich.

Me: Man, you're crazy.

Elijah: I'm not crazy!

Me: Yes, you are. You told me to cut the sandwich. You're crazy.

Elijah: I'm not crazy!

Me: [I'm sitting down eating the sandwich that was cut in half. I'm also drinking some milk.]

Elijah: [With peanut butter muffling his words] Sorry about touching your stuff. [He says sweetly, reverting back to something he had done earlier that morning.]

Me: It's ok. Just don't touch my stuff, ok?

Elijah: Are you drinking milk? Do you like your sandwich?

Me: Yes, I'm drinking milk. And, yes, I like my sandwich.

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He can be sweet.

But, officially, he's crazy!

My Newest Thang . . .

After being directed to Etsy, I bought these lovely earrings.



And, also these . . .



But, then, I lost one of these.



So, I went back to Etsy to buy another pair of these beauties.



But, I then had to get another pair. Here they are . . .



And, it all started after buying this.



No. I haven't hit the lottery.

But, maybe, I have in Etsy.

Check it out.

I'm starting to freak out . . .

 
They will be four and five this year.

Time is flying by too quick!

 
Handsome

 

Daddy attempting a family pic with ungrateful children that we came upon along the way.

It seems to me . . .

 

That this bird is eyeing lunch.

God--please not Elijah . . . don't let him eat Elijah . . . I know I prayed it but, really! I didn't mean it!

haha

Still going over Florida pics . . .

 
Does this creature seem a little two-headed to anyone else?
Or, is there something nasty going on here? heehee