Been to Florida and back . . . how are you?

 
Faith is such a good mommy.

Pictured Here Is A Good Kid . . . Give Him About Five Minutes.

 

I think he's about to blow.

 

One of the three times at the Cracker Barrel.

 

One of the twelve times at McDonalds.

 

Best Kid

 

What I was doing during the Super Bowl . . .

"I can't find my elephant."

*This really isn't a nasty reference to anything nasty.

Anyway, this is what Elijah says to me. He's looking for his elephant, the little Fisher Price one.

It's in the corner. So, I say, "There it is. In the corner."

After circling in the corner once, he finds it.

So, he says, "I found my elephant."

I say, "Yeah, I know. I found it in the corner, right?"

"No."

"But, I, at least, pointed you in the right direction, right?"

"No. I found it."

"Didn't I help at all?"

"No."


Man, what the hell am I doing around here?