Elijah is screaming after Faith, "Giiivvvee meeee back my blanket!!!!"
Faith is running from him, giggling, because she has Elijah's blanket.
I step in. "What's going on?!?"
"She has my blanket!"
Faith runs off again with the blanket in question . . . giggling.
I say to her, "Where's his blanket?" . . . as she PRETENDS to throw it over the couch . . . she's still giggling.
He's still screaming.
I step in between them, discovering what's going on in this loony bin where I live . . .
"Give him back his blanket!"
Faith then gives back the PRETEND blanket back to Elijah.
Yup! I'm living in a damn asylum!
If only they would be PRETEND screaming . . .