*This really isn't a nasty reference to anything nasty.
Anyway, this is what Elijah says to me. He's looking for his elephant, the little Fisher Price one.
It's in the corner. So, I say, "There it is. In the corner."
After circling in the corner once, he finds it.
So, he says, "I found my elephant."
I say, "Yeah, I know. I found it in the corner, right?"
"But, I, at least, pointed you in the right direction, right?"
"No. I found it."
"Didn't I help at all?"
Man, what the hell am I doing around here?