Friday, February 02, 2007

"I can't find my elephant."

*This really isn't a nasty reference to anything nasty.

Anyway, this is what Elijah says to me. He's looking for his elephant, the little Fisher Price one.

It's in the corner. So, I say, "There it is. In the corner."

After circling in the corner once, he finds it.

So, he says, "I found my elephant."

I say, "Yeah, I know. I found it in the corner, right?"


"But, I, at least, pointed you in the right direction, right?"

"No. I found it."

"Didn't I help at all?"


Man, what the hell am I doing around here?