This is what I texted my husband today. I was having a work situation where I had to drive home to work on something. And, a laptop would have eased up my life.
I added the "Papi" to sound all sweet to my husband. You know, like, I need his permission or something.
He texted me back, "Waz up?"
At this point, I'm home working on the work thing on our computer. I don't call him just yet. I'm a little confused by his text. What kind of answer was that? Just say something like, "sure, sweet thing."
Anyway, on my way back to work, I call him pleading my case why I should get a laptop. Blah, blah.
He says, "you know, when I got your message . . . "
[For some reason, I know exactly what he is going to say.]
Immediately, I say, "You nasty boy! What's wrong with you? I wasn't asking for a lap dance!?!"
So, his text was actually saying, "Waaaaazzzzz Uuupp?"
This proves it . . . men really do only have sex on their mind!