Man, these words suck. Who wants to hear these words? Talk about tearing down the morale . . . it doesn't matter if it comes from Donald Trump or your boss.
But, when it comes from your four year old, what the hell?!?!?!
In preparing to write this up, I asked her what she said to me. Whether it was "You're fired" or "I'm firing you."
She said something about when I'm bad, she then says that I'm fired.
So, I'm asking--do I get severance? How long do I have to wait for my replacement? Can I get this in writing? What exactly are the terms of my employment here?
I think these are all valid questions.