This is funny. And, I don't normally keep up with statistics. But, the little phrase about brought fourteen hits to this sad site which I neglect like most things that I neglect in my life. And, it was because of this post. That post is bound to be a classic!
I better go.
Elijah just came up to me with a travel pack of Wet Ones, hissing "eat. eat. I want to eat these."
Better go--he must be hungry. :)