My husband and I had a similar conversation last summer. But, since I have deleted this blog once, my archives are non-existent. So, here's a refresher of that same conversation.
E: That's the rake that I used to mow that mess next to the garage.
ME: And, you know, that you didn't mow, right? It's called raking.
E: Whatever. You know what I mean.
Yes, I guess that I do. But, I'm very concerned that he gives people the impression that he mows grass. He does not. And, I don't understand the difficulty . . . it's a rake so you're raking . . . if it's a mower, which we don't even own, then you're mowing. Not. Understanding. The. Confusion.
Perhaps, I will just buy him a mower to let him live out his apparent wish.